Mr hankey the christmas poo song lyrics

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What is Mr. Hankey's catchphrase?
Who sings Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo?
What happened to Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo?
Is Mr. Hankey gone from South Park?

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of gay
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet and here he comes
Squeezed between your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He knows the love inside of you
Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
he loves me, I love you
therefore vicariously he loves you
(Kid)"I can make a Mr. Hankey too"

(Mr, Hanky) "I'm Mr Hankey, the Chrstmas Poo
Seasons Greetings, I love you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
'howdy ho ho, yum yum yum'
Christmas time has come."

(Kids) Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
sometimes he's practically water
(man) Sometimes he hangs on the end of your ass and he won't fall in the toilet, cause he's just clinging to your sphincter, so you gotta shake your ass around and try to drop it in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and spirit lingers on.

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!

[POP!]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a 'howdy ho'
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Cartman
Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle
He's comin'

Stan
C'mon dude push!

Kyle
Im trying!
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Cartman
Oh wait wait I can see his head!

Kyle
HERE HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr. Hankey
HOWDY HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdey ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....

Howdy ho!

What is Mr. Hankey's catchphrase?

Hankey famous catchphrase. Howdy Ho! Mr. Hankey is the Christmas deity of South Park, taking the place of others, such as Frosty or Rudolph.

Who sings Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo?

‎Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (Originally Performed By Cowboy Timmy [South Park)] [Karaoke Version] - Single by Singer's Edge Karaoke on Apple Music.

What happened to Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo?

Mr. Hankey ultimately lost his job working for the city and became a pariah. The one person who tried to stick up for him, Kyle, also became an outcast, but he was not forced to leave town. The talking Christmas poo character has been with the series since the first season.

Is Mr. Hankey gone from South Park?

South Park severs all ties with Mr. Hankey, ending the long Christmas association between him and the town. Mr. Hankey leaves town, in search of a place that still accepts objectionable, racist beings like him.

mr hankey christmas poo song lyrics

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